6 Jokes For Italian Mother

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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I told my Italian mother I wanted a snack. She said, 'Eat an apple, it's good for you.' I guess that's why they say an apple a day keeps the cannoli away!
I told my Italian mother I was feeling down. She said, 'Have a bowl of pasta – it's the ultimate 'pick-me-up'!
Why did the Italian mother become a gardener? She wanted to grow 'marinara' sauce!
Why did the Italian mother enroll in a cooking class? She wanted to 'meatball' her expectations!
I asked my Italian mother for advice on life. She said, 'Just like a good risotto, sometimes you need to stir things up!
What's an Italian mother's favorite sport? Pasta-balling!

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