5 Jokes For Italian Mother

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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Italian Mother and Fashion

The clash between an Italian mother's traditional fashion sense and her child's attempts at being trendy.
I bought her a trendy hat, and she said, 'Why would I wear this? I have a drawer full of scarves that can double as headgear in case of a fashion emergency. Practicality, my dear.'

Italian Mother and Dating

The overprotective nature of an Italian mother when it comes to her child's dating life.
She asked my girlfriend if she knows how to cook. When my girlfriend said yes, my mom replied, 'Good, because my son only knows how to make toast. And he burns that sometimes.'

Italian Mother and Cooking

The eternal battle between an Italian mother's cooking and her children's attempts at dieting.
She asked me if I wanted a light dinner. I said yes. She served me a plate that was so light; I think it levitated. I asked her what it was, and she said, 'Air with a side of regret.'

Italian Mother and Family Gatherings

The chaos that ensues when an Italian mother organizes a family gathering.
She takes family photos so seriously. Last time, she rearranged us multiple times, and finally, she said, 'Okay, everyone, smile like you just got a promotion!' I didn't have the heart to tell her we were just trying not to drop the lasagna.

Italian Mother and Modern Technology

The struggle of an Italian mother navigating the world of smartphones and social media.
I showed her how to use voice commands on her phone. Now, every time she wants to call me, I hear from the kitchen, 'Call my son!' I appreciate the enthusiasm, but Siri is not deaf, Mom.

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