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IT professionals are the unsung heroes of the modern world. We don't wear capes; we wear headphones and battle lines of code. And our superpower? The ability to fix problems without ever leaving our desks.
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The only place where "404 Not Found" is a socially acceptable response is in the world of IT. It's like telling the internet, "You're lost, go find yourself.
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If procrastination were an Olympic sport, IT professionals would be gold medalists. "I'll just fix that bug after one more round of Minesweeper.
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Ever notice how IT professionals are like modern-day wizards? They mumble strange incantations (coding languages) that make things happen, and when they fix something, it's like casting a spell to banish bugs.
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IT professionals are the real-life MacGyvers. Give them a paperclip, some duct tape, and a broken computer, and they'll have it up and running in no time. Who needs a Swiss Army knife?
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You know you're in IT when your idea of a wild Friday night is hoping your code compiles on the first try. It's like winning the lottery, but with more semicolons.
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IT professionals have the power to turn a room full of people into complete silence just by saying, "Hey, can everyone save their work? I need to restart the server.
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IT meetings are like a support group for technology. "Hi, I'm Dave, and I accidentally deleted the entire database last week." "Hi, Dave!
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IT support is a bit like therapy. Users call in, and we listen to their computer problems. "Tell me, when did your laptop first make you feel this way?
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