20 Interview Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 28 2024

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Why did the job candidate bring a map to the interview? Because they wanted to show they can follow directions!
Why did the job applicant bring a ladder to the interview? Because they heard it was the next step in their career!
Why was the job interview at the bakery uncomfortable? It was a crumbly situation!
Why did the job applicant bring a mirror to the interview? To reflect on their qualifications!
Why did the scarecrow get invited to the interview? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the job seeker bring a pencil to the interview? In case they needed to draw some conclusions!
What do you call a job interview for a chef? A taste test!
Why did the job applicant wear glasses to the interview? Because they wanted to 'focus' on the job!
Why did the interview room break up? There were too many 'awkward pauses.
Why did the resume file a police report? It got mugged by all the other applicants!

Interview Mind Reader

Job interviews feel like a mind-reading contest. They ask, Where do you see yourself in five years? I see myself not having to answer that question because I finally mastered the art of telepathy and got this job without an interview.

Job Interviews

You ever been on a job interview and they ask you where you see yourself in five years? I don't know, hopefully not still sitting in this uncomfortable chair, wondering why you're grilling me about Excel proficiency instead of asking if I can handle an entire season of a Netflix show in one weekend.

Interview Small Talk

They say small talk is crucial in interviews. So there I am, talking about the weather and trying not to bring up the fact that my greatest achievement this week was successfully microwaving a frozen burrito without setting off the smoke alarm.

Interview Mind Games

Ever notice how job interviews are like a psychological thriller? They throw those curveball questions at you, trying to see if you'll crack. If you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Well, I'd be a banana because I'm about to peel out of this awkward conversation.

Interview Overthinking

After an interview, I overanalyze every detail. Did my handshake convey confidence or desperation? Did they notice I accidentally referred to the CEO as your majesty? It's like post-game analysis, but instead of sports, it's my career on the line.

Interview Rejections

Getting rejected after an interview feels like breaking up. We appreciate your time, but we've decided to go in a different direction. Translation: It's not you, it's your spreadsheet skills. We found someone who can pivot table better.

Interview Etiquette

Job interviews are like blind dates. You want to make a good impression, but you're not quite sure how much of yourself to reveal. Yes, I am proficient in Excel, and no, I have never accidentally set the office printer on fire. It's all about finding that delicate balance.

Interview Skills

Interviews make you feel like you're on a talent show. Impress us with your skills! Well, if procrastination and making memes were valuable job skills, I'd be CEO material.

Interview Attire

Job interviews always make me question my wardrobe choices. I mean, why do we need to wear a suit and tie to prove we're responsible adults? I can be professional in my pajamas, thank you very much. Yes, I'm here to discuss the future of the company, and no, these are not Ninja Turtles pajamas.

Interview Ghosting

You ever get ghosted after an interview? They're all friendly during the meeting, and then suddenly, it's like they vanished into thin air. Did they hire a magician instead of me? And for my next trick, I'll make this job offer disappear!

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