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Why did the intern bring a mirror to the office? To reflect on his career choices!
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Why did the intern bring a plant to the office? Because he wanted to grow in his career!
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Why did the intern bring a ladder to work? Because he heard it was a step up from the usual tasks!
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What's an intern's favorite subject in school? 'Intern-ational Relations'!
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Why did the intern bring a shovel to the office? Because he wanted to dig into his work!
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Why did the intern bring a backpack full of string to the meeting? To tie up loose ends!
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Internships are the only place where they expect you to have 5 years of experience for an entry-level position. I'm just here to get experience, not to time travel!
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I did an internship once, and they said it would be a great learning experience. Little did I know, the only thing I learned was how many different ways you can mess up making coffee.
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Internships are like dating: you're excited at first, trying to impress, but halfway through, you're just counting the days until it's socially acceptable to leave.
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Internship tip: If they say 'dress for the job you want,' don't take it too literally. Apparently, the company I interned at wasn't ready for their CEO to show up in pajamas and a superhero cape.
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Internships are a lot like trying to assemble IKEA furniture. At first, it seems like a simple task, but halfway through, you realize you're missing a few screws, and everything is about to fall apart.
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Internships are like a bad magic trick. They promise you a rewarding future, but all you're left with is a disappearing paycheck and the illusion of job security.
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Internships teach you important life skills, like how to survive on instant noodles and master the art of pretending to look busy when the boss walks by. It's basically 'The Hunger Games' of the corporate world.
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Internships are like the appetizer of the career world – small portions, lots of pressure, and by the end, you're still hungry for a real job.
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You know you're in for a wild ride when your internship has a 'learning curve' that looks more like a rollercoaster – lots of ups, plenty of downs, and you're just hoping you don't throw up in the boss's office.
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