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The intern's dilemma: trying to impress your boss without making your co-workers feel like they need to update their resumes. It's a delicate balance between success and becoming the office pariah.
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Internships are like a crash course in corporate jargon. On day one, I had to Google what "synergy" meant. By day three, I was using it in every sentence just to sound important. Spoiler alert: I still didn't know what it meant.
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Internship coffee breaks are like Olympic sprints. You have exactly 15 minutes to microwave your lunch, answer three emails, and avoid eye contact with the guy from accounting who always wants to discuss his stamp collection.
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I had an internship where they called it a "learning experience." I learned that "experience" is code for doing the tasks no one else wants to do. By the end of it, I was practically a pro at fixing the office printer, but I still can't figure out my own Wi-Fi.
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I did an internship where my job was basically to be the office tech support. I fixed everyone's computer issues, and in return, they called me a hero. I guess superheroes wear glasses and answer to "Hey, IT!
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So, I did this internship once where they said I'd be doing "meaningful work." Turns out, the most meaningful thing I did all day was mastering the art of looking busy when the boss walked by. I should've put that on my resume – "Expert in the Art of Busy-ness.
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You ever notice how internships are like a buffet? You're expected to sample a little bit of everything, but you're not allowed to take a plate home. It's like, "Oh, you enjoyed that project? Great, now go back to your desk and daydream about it.
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Internships are like dating. At first, it's all exciting, full of potential, and then three weeks in, you realize you're doing all the work, getting no credit, and wondering if it's too late to break up.
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Interns are the unsung heroes of the workplace. We're the ones who sacrifice our dignity to fetch coffee, but we also know where the best snack stash is hidden. It's a delicate balance between caffeine and cookies.
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