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Toaster's Got Talent
The intelligent toastmaster decides it's time to showcase its hidden talents.
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My toaster claims it can predict the future. I asked how, and it said, "I have a sixth sense for when your bagel is about to pop up.
Toaster's Stand-up Routine
The intelligent toastmaster dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian.
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My toaster's comedy is so dry; I don't need butter for my toast anymore. I need a glass of water for the punchlines.
Toasting Therapy Sessions
The intelligent toastmaster decides it's time to provide therapy instead of toast.
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My toaster thinks it's Sigmund Freud. I overheard it telling my blender, "Sometimes a smoothie is just a cry for help.
Toaster's Romantic Endeavors
The intelligent toastmaster decides it's time to play matchmaker.
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My toaster set me up on a blind date with a baguette. It said, "You'll have a crumby time together." I guess love is a toasty affair.
The Toastmaster's Rebellion
When the intelligent toastmaster decides it's had enough of being the unsung hero.
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I tried to outsmart my intelligent toaster by asking it to make a sandwich. It replied, "I'm not your personal chef, but I can calculate the calories you're about to consume.
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