6 Jokes For Infectious

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Updated on: Feb 20 2025

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I told a joke about viruses, but it spread too quickly. Now it's an epidemic!

Why did the virus go to therapy? It had too many issues with attachment!

Why did the bacteria take a vacation? It needed to unwind and relax its DNA!

Why did the germ go to school? It wanted to be a smart infection!

Why did the bacteria break up? It couldn't find the right culture!

Why did the flu get an award? It had the most sick days!

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