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Why did the bacteria get an award? It had the best germ-ination of ideas!
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I told my computer it had a virus. Now it won't stop sneezing pop-up ads!
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Why did the virus apply for a job? It wanted to go viral in the workplace!
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What did the infectious disease say when it won an award? 'I'd like to thank my hosts!
Spread the Giggles, Not the Germs
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I've decided to start a laughter campaign, you know, like those hygiene campaigns but for comedy. Spread the giggles, not the germs! It's the only way to fight the real pandemic – a lack of humor.
Quarantine-Approved Jokes
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I've started labeling my jokes quarantine-approved. You know, just to reassure people that it's safe to laugh. Because nothing says pandemic-friendly like a well-timed punchline.
The Comedy Quarantine Zone
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I've declared my comedy shows as quarantine zones. You enter at your own risk because once you're in, there's no escaping the infectious laughter. It's like entering a laughter lockdown, and the only cure is more jokes!
Contagious Comedy
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They say laughter is contagious, but have you ever tried to explain that to someone who just doesn't get your joke? It's like I'm patient zero in a laughter epidemic, and they're the immune system going, Nope, not today!
The Infectious Laugh
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You know, they say laughter is infectious, and I believe it because every time I tell a joke, I see people spreading laughter faster than my mom spreads rumors about my dating life. I'm just here trying to be a comedian, not patient zero in the comedy pandemic!
Jokes: Handle with Care
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My jokes come with a disclaimer now – Handle with care, may cause uncontrollable laughter. It's like I'm dealing with some highly volatile comedic material, not just a punchline!
Comedy Contact Tracing
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I'm implementing comedy contact tracing. If you've been in the vicinity of my last joke and you're now smiling, congratulations, you've been exposed to a lethal dose of humor. Consider yourself a carrier of joy!
Laughing All the Way to the ER
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I never expected it to land me in the emergency room. I told a particularly hilarious joke, and the next thing I knew, they were hooking me up to an IV of humor suppressants!
Laughter Vaccination
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I'm working on a laughter vaccination, folks. Imagine going to the doctor and saying, Doc, give me a shot of stand-up comedy so I can resist the urge to roll my eyes at dad jokes. It's the only shot I'd willingly take!
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