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Why did the indecisive person bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the indecisive person go to therapy? They needed help making up their mind!
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Why was the indecisive cat a terrible chess player? It couldn't commit to staying on one square!
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I knew an indecisive musician. He could never pick up the right note, he was always flat or sharp!
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Why did the indecisive person become a gardener? Because they couldn't choose between flowers and vegetables!
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Why did the indecisive person start a rock band? They couldn't settle on a genre, so they decided to rock them all!
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? It couldn't make up its mind whether to peck or strut!
Shopping with the Undecided
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Shopping with an indecisive friend is an adventure. We go into a store, and I'm like, Do you want the blue shirt or the red one? And he's like, Hmm, let's check the entire mall first. By the time he decides, I could have knitted my own shirt from scratch.
Indecisive Relationships
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Ever been in a relationship with someone indecisive? It's like playing a game of relationship roulette. One day they're all in, and the next day, it's like they've joined the witness protection program. I asked my ex why she left, and she said, I couldn't decide if I wanted to stay.
The Uncommitted Texter
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Texting with an indecisive person is a unique experience. You send them a message, and instead of a quick reply, you get an essay with multiple drafts attached. It's like I asked for a weather update, not a dissertation on the atmospheric conditions of their emotions.
In the Land of Maybe
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I have this friend who's so indecisive, he invented a new time zone called Maybe. You try making plans with him, and he's like, I might be there around 7... or not. I'm telling you, his watch doesn't have hands; it just has a tiny, perpetually spinning question mark.
The Indecision Dance
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I tried teaching my indecisive friend how to dance. Let me tell you, it's like choreographing a ballet with a GPS that keeps recalculating. Left foot forward, right foot back, spin... no, wait, let's go in reverse. We should've just named the dance The Two-Step, Maybe.
The Indecisive Fortune Teller
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I went to an indecisive fortune teller the other day. She looked into her crystal ball and said, I see something in your future... or maybe it's your past. Honestly, I can't decide. Let's just say, there's definitely something happening... or not. I left with more questions than answers.
The Indecisive Dilemma
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You ever meet those people who can't make up their minds about anything? I mean, I asked my indecisive friend what he wanted to eat, and he said, Surprise me! So, I took him to the hospital for a colonoscopy. That's a surprise party no one wants to attend!
The Menu Maze
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Taking an indecisive person to a restaurant is like entering a culinary labyrinth. The waiter hands them the menu, and suddenly, it's a mental game of survival. They're stuck between the pasta and the steak like they're making a life-altering decision. Meanwhile, I'm just trying not to starve to death.
The Undecided Navigator
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My buddy is so indecisive; he turns every car ride into a Choose Your Own Adventure. I'm in the passenger seat, and he's at every intersection like, Left? Right? Straight? Oh, let's do a U-turn and start the chapter again! I've spent more time in his car than my own house.
Indecision Olympics
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I told my indecisive friend he should compete in the Olympics. Not in any specific sport, just as a contestant in the Undecided Decathlon. He'd nail the gold in the Hesitation High Jump and the silver in the Maybe Marathon. The only event he'd skip is the medal ceremony because, you know, decisions.
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