5 Jokes For Indecisive

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Updated on: Dec 11 2024

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Relationship Crossroads

Deciding where to eat with a partner
My partner asked me where I wanted to go for dinner. I said, "I don't know, where do you want to go?" It's been three days, and we're still trapped in this conversational loop. If indecision burned calories, we'd be supermodels by now.

The Menu Dilemma

Trying to choose a meal at a restaurant
I tried to impress my date by confidently ordering the chef's special. Little did she know; that was my backup plan in case I couldn't decide. If you can't decide, just trust the chef, right?

The GPS Conundrum

Choosing between different navigation apps
Choosing a navigation app is a commitment. It's like choosing a life partner for your commute. "In sickness and traffic jams, till death or arrival at your destination do us part.

The TV Remote Struggle

Flipping through channels without settling on one
I envy people who can confidently say, "I'm a Netflix and chill kind of person." I'm more like a "Netflix, reconsider, browse other streaming services, go back to Netflix, and maybe chill later" kind of person.

Wardrobe Wars

Choosing an outfit for the day
I spend so much time deciding what to wear that I'm convinced my clothes have developed personalities. "Pick me! No, pick me! I promise I'll make you look less indecisive.

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