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Why did the incel become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of why he's always single.
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Why did the incel bring a mirror to the party? He wanted to show everyone his 'self-love.
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What did the incel say to the computer? 'I've been looking for love in all the wrong places, but maybe Google can help.
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Why did the incel bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention to himself.
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Why did the incel bring a map to the library? He heard there were plenty of books on relationships, but he couldn't find any.
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Why did the incel bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Incel Cooking Class
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They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, right? Well, the Incel Cooking Class teaches you how to cook up excuses instead. Spoiler alert: it's a recipe for disaster.
Incel Dating App
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They're developing a new Incel-exclusive dating app. It's called SoloMate. The algorithm matches you with someone equally convinced the world owes them a romantic debt. Spoiler alert: it's a match made in resentment.
Incel Tech Support
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I heard they're launching an Incel Tech Support hotline. You call them up, and instead of fixing your computer, they just tell you it's the machine's way of rejecting you. Talk about getting ghosted by your own laptop!
Incel Fortune Cookies
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I had an Incel-themed fortune cookie the other day. It said, Love is like Wi-Fi, it's invisible, and you're probably not getting any. Well, at least the cookie's self-awareness is stronger than its matchmaking abilities.
The Incel Convention
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You ever hear about the Incel Convention? Yeah, apparently it's just a bunch of guys standing around, complaining that their favorite anime character won't return their calls. I mean, come on, fellas, even fictional characters need restraining orders these days.
Incel GPS Navigation
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I got this new GPS navigation system, designed by incels. It doesn't just give you directions; it passive-aggressively tells you that you probably missed your turn because you're undesirable. Thanks, but I think I'll stick to Google Maps.
Incel Movie Marathon
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I heard they're organizing an Incel Movie Marathon. It's just two films: Eternal Friendzone of the Spotless Mind and No Country for Single Men. Spoiler alert: they both have unhappy endings, just like a typical incel bedtime story.
Incel Pet Shop
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There's a new pet shop for incels. It's called Forever Alone Pets. You can buy a cat that ignores you and a fish that won't even make eye contact. It's like having a relationship, but without the hassle of reciprocal emotions.
Incel Motivational Speaker
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I heard there's an Incel Motivational Speaker making the rounds. His catchphrase? When life gives you lemons, blame the lemons for not being oranges. Because why take responsibility when you can just fruit-shame?
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