8 Jokes For Impressed

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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I'm so impressed with my ability to sleep. I can do it with my eyes closed!
I tried to impress my boss with my culinary skills, but my lunch got a poor review: 'Too much salt, not enough talent.
I tried to impress my crush with my cooking skills, but it turns out I'm outstanding in the field of burnt toast.
I'm so impressed with my memory. I remember every embarrassing moment... in vivid detail.
I'm not saying I'm impressed, but I can parallel park on the first try... in Mario Kart.
Why was the dictionary so impressed with itself? It defined greatness.
I'm so impressed with my gardening skills; I can kill a plant in 10 different ways.
I tried to impress my date by talking about space, but it didn't take off. I guess our relationship is down to Earth.

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