8+ Best One Liners Jokes For impressed

Sort By:

I'm so impressed with my ability to sleep. I can do it with my eyes closed!

I tried to impress my boss with my culinary skills, but my lunch got a poor review: 'Too much salt, not enough talent.

I tried to impress my crush with my cooking skills, but it turns out I'm outstanding in the field of burnt toast.

I'm so impressed with my memory. I remember every embarrassing moment... in vivid detail.

I'm not saying I'm impressed, but I can parallel park on the first try... in Mario Kart.

Why was the dictionary so impressed with itself? It defined greatness.

I'm so impressed with my gardening skills; I can kill a plant in 10 different ways.

I tried to impress my date by talking about space, but it didn't take off. I guess our relationship is down to Earth.

Topic of the day

Jul 30 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today