5 Jokes For I'll See Myself Out

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 30 2024

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The Clueless Tech Support

Lack of technical knowledge in a tech support role
A customer complained their computer was running slow. I said, "Did you try deleting the cookies? Not the ones in your kitchen, the virtual ones. Although, deleting the real cookies might also help your computer, indirectly.

The Awkward Guest at a Party

Being socially awkward at a party
They had a game of charades going on. I thought I'd give it a shot. The word was 'confidence.' I stood there frozen. They guessed 'penguin at a disco.' I thought, "Well, close enough.

The Misguided DIY Enthusiast

Attempting complex projects without the necessary skills
I thought I could paint my own house. Halfway through, my neighbor asked, "Are you going for the 'abstract' look?" I said, "Exactly, it's called 'Unfinished Symphony in Beige.'

The Fitness Newbie

Joining a fitness class without prior experience
The instructor said, "Let's do some cardio." I asked, "Is that the one where I pretend to run while actually thinking about pizza?" Now, I just order pizza and call it my daily cardio.

The Overconfident Job Interviewee

Overestimating one's qualifications in a job interview
At the end of the interview, they said, "We'll keep your resume on file." I thought, "Great, because my fridge is also full of impressive documents.

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