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Why did the mirror crack? It thought, 'I don't remember asking for a reflection.
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Why did the plant stop growing? It thought, 'I don't remember asking for more sunlight.
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Why did the computer crash? It thought, 'I don't remember asking for a breakdown.
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Why did the fridge stop humming? It thought, 'I don't remember asking to be this noisy.
Opinions are like pop-up ads in conversation - just when you're not expecting it, 'I don't remember clicking on this opinion, close!'
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You're chatting away and suddenly, bam! Someone's opinion pops up like an unwanted ad. I don't remember clicking on this opinion, close!
Unwanted advice is like a surprise test you didn't study for - 'I don't remember signing up for the unsolicited knowledge exam!'
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It's like getting a pop quiz on life from someone you didn't even know was the teacher. I don't remember signing up for the unsolicited knowledge exam!
Unwanted advice is like getting a weather report when you're indoors - 'I don't remember asking for the life forecast!'
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Imagine you're chilling indoors and someone hands you a weather forecast. I don't remember asking for the life forecast, but thanks for ruining the sunshine in my conversation!
Unsolicited opinions are like a DJ interrupting your favorite song with an ad - 'I don't remember requesting life advice remix!'
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It's like you're vibing to your favorite song, and suddenly the DJ comes in with life advice. I don't remember requesting the life advice remix!
Uninvited opinions are like unexpected guests crashing your party - 'I don't remember sending out invites for the advice parade!'
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It's like throwing a party and suddenly opinions show up uninvited. Hey, I don't remember sending out invites for the advice parade!
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Getting unsolicited advice is like someone adding you to a group chat without your consent - 'I don't remember joining the life lessons club!'
Unsolicited advice is like receiving a manual for a gadget you never bought - 'I don't remember ordering the life instruction guide!'
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You know when you get a manual for something you never even owned? That's how unsolicited advice feels. I don't remember ordering the life instruction guide!
Unsolicited opinions are like delivery packages from your nosy neighbor - you're left thinking, 'I don't remember asking for this!'
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You ever have someone just drop an opinion on you like it's the latest Amazon package? I'm like, Hey, brain delivery service, I don't remember asking!
It's funny how advice can be served up like a surprise dish at a restaurant you didn't even order from. 'I don't remember asking for the unsolicited life special!'
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People love to dish out advice, don't they? It's like they're the chef at a restaurant you've never been to, serving up life lessons you never ordered. Excuse me, waiter, I don't remember asking for the unsolicited life special!
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