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What's a hunchback's favorite musical instrument? The 'bent' flute – it's all about the right curves!
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Why did the hunchback refuse to play hide and seek? Because he always felt a little too 'backstabbed'!
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My hunchback friend started a gardening club. He's excellent at planting seeds – and a few 'back'handed compliments!
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Why did the hunchback start a bakery? He wanted to prove that even with a 'bent' for pastries, life can be sweet!
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What's a hunchback's favorite game? Twister – it's the one game where having a 'twisted' back is an advantage!
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Why did the hunchback apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they needed someone with a 'knead' for the dough!
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Why did the hunchback become a gardener? He wanted to show that even a 'bent' stem can bloom into something beautiful!
Hunchback High-Five
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I tried giving a hunchback a high-five once. It turned into more of a low-five followed by an awkward back pat. We ended up doing the limbo unintentionally.
Hunchback at the Buffet
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I saw a hunchback at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It was like he was playing Tetris with his plate, trying to fit everything in. I guess he's just preparing for the hunchback hunger games.
Hunchback Yoga Class
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I joined a yoga class, and there was a hunchback in the front row. Downward Dog turned into more of a Midway Mole, but hey, he nailed the Quasimodo pose.
Hunchback on the Dance Floor
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I saw a hunchback breakdancing at the club. It was less of a windmill and more of a slight breeze. He called it the Scoliosis Spin. It's the new dance craze for those with back issues.
Hunchback in the Gym
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You ever see a hunchback at the gym? Yeah, the only thing he's lifting is the bar with his posture advice. Hey, buddy, forget the dumbbells, work on those traps!
Hunchback Taxi Driver
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I got into a cab the other day, and the driver was a hunchback. I thought I was on a rollercoaster – every bump felt like a surprise drop. I gave him five stars and a chiropractor recommendation.
Hunchback's Pick-up Line
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A hunchback tried hitting on me at the bar. He said, I may have a hunch, but I'm pretty upright in a conversation. Well, he got a curveball rejection.
Hunchback's GPS
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I asked a hunchback for directions, and he pointed me to the scenic route. Turns out, when your spine has its own GPS, every route is scenic. I took the long way, but at least my posture improved.
Hunchback at the Comedy Club
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I performed at a comedy club last night, and there was a hunchback in the front row. Every time I made a bad joke, I could see him silently judging me like, I may be hunched, but at least I'm not that punchline.
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