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Hunchbacks are like the human version of a living bookshelf. You just want to walk up to them and start stacking novels on their back, right? "Hey, can you hold my Tolstoy while I find my coffee?
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Isn’t it funny how when you’re carrying a heavy bag, suddenly you're doing the hunchback shuffle? You’re there like, "Yeah, I’m not a hunchback, just making sure my spine gets a full workout.
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The struggle is real when you try to sit up straight in a chair that was designed by a hunchback. It's like, "Oh, so this is what it feels like to be molded into a question mark.
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Hunchbacks have a built-in excuse for not being able to reach high shelves. It's like, "Sorry, can't help you with that top shelf item, my spine has its limits!
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You ever notice how trying to fix your posture in public is like a sudden battle with your inner hunchback? It's like, "Okay, straighten up!" And then a minute later, you're leaning like you're auditioning for Quasimodo: The Sequel.
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Hunchbacks should be the official ambassadors for back massages. I mean, they've got the experience, right? "Step right up, let me show you how it's done!
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You know you've had a long day when you finally get home and your posture's gone from elegant to full-on hunchback mode. "Ah, the transformation is complete. I am now a comfortable question mark.
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Trying to sneakily adjust your backpack without looking like a hunchback impersonator should be an Olympic sport. "Just casually rearranging my bag, not trying out for the bell-ringer role, I promise.
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Have you ever tried hunching in sympathy with someone who has a hunchback? It's like a weird solidarity move. "Hey, I got your back... quite literally!
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