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Why did the humanitarian take up painting? They wanted to brush away the world's problems with strokes of kindness!
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Have you heard about the humanitarian chef? They always know the recipe for warming hearts!
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Why did the generous gardener become a stand-up comedian? They had a knack for planting jokes that sprouted laughter!
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Why did the humanitarian take up archery? They wanted to hit the bullseye of compassion!
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Humanitarian... sounds like a word you use when you want to impress someone, like, 'Yeah, I spent my weekend being a humanitarian.' Translation: I binge-watched Netflix and only ordered takeout from local restaurants. Saving the world one burrito at a time!
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I think I'm a secret humanitarian because I always give people the last slice of pizza. I mean, it's a sacrifice, but somebody's got to do it. I'm basically a pizza philanthropist, changing the world one slice at a time!
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Humanitarians are like the superheroes of real life, except instead of capes, we have reusable shopping bags. Saving the planet one grocery trip at a time – take that, plastic pollution!
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I tried being a humanitarian once, but then I realized helping people often involves human interaction. Now, I just donate to charity online and call it a day. Social distancing at its finest!
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They say being a humanitarian is about making a difference. Well, I made a difference in my own life by finally figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet. If that's not changing the world, I don't know what is!
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Being a humanitarian is like being on a diet. You start with the best intentions, but then you see a plate of cookies, and suddenly your moral compass is doing the cha-cha. 'Yeah, I saved the world, but those cookies needed saving too!'
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I tried to be a humanitarian, but then I realized my idea of helping others is holding the door open for someone at Starbucks. It's the little things, you know? I'm basically the unsung hero of caffeinated kindness.
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You know you're a humanitarian when you feel guilty about swatting a mosquito. I mean, sure, it might carry diseases, but what if it had dreams of becoming a Broadway dancer? I don't want to be the one to crush its tiny insect aspirations!
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Being a humanitarian is tough. I mean, how do you respond when someone says, 'I'm saving the world,' and you're just there like, 'I recycle sometimes'? It's a tough crowd out here for eco-friendly comedians.
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