10 Jokes For Human Cannonball

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Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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Imagine explaining to your parents that after all their efforts to send you to college, you've decided to become a human cannonball. "Mom, Dad, I've found my true calling... and it's airborne!
You ever think about the job interview for a human cannonball? "So, where do you see yourself in five seconds?
You know you're in an interesting profession when your job title is literally "Human Projectile.
The human cannonball has got to be the only job where your career trajectory is both literal and figurative.
I tried watching a human cannonball show once, but I blinked and missed the entire act. Talk about a short-lived performance!
Imagine being at a family gathering and Uncle Bob proudly announces, "Guess what, folks? I'm a human cannonball!" That's one way to get out of awkward conversations.
It's funny how we trust a massive cannon to launch someone through the air, but I can't even trust my toaster not to burn my toast.
I wonder if human cannonballs have a retirement plan, or if they just plan on landing softly enough to never need one.
You know, I've always wondered who looked at a cannon and thought, "You know what would make this better? Human projectiles!
I bet the first human cannonball was just someone trying to avoid paying for a train ticket. "Tickets, please!" "No thanks, I've got a cannon for that!

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