5 Jokes For Human Cannonball

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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The Human Cannonball's Neighbor

When your neighbor is convinced you're causing property value to skyrocket, literally.
The other day, my neighbor told me, "You're the reason I can't sell my house. People are afraid it might take off like yours!

The Human Cannonball's Mother-in-law

When your mother-in-law thinks being shot out of a cannon is a more reasonable career choice than what you currently do.
I told my mother-in-law about my new gig, and she said, "Well, it's about time you found a job where being explosive is considered a good thing!

The Human Cannonball's Therapist

When even your therapist can't make sense of your need for a high-flying career.
My therapist told me, "I've had clients with midlife crises, but you're the first one who decided that a midair crisis was the solution!

The Human Cannonball's Insurance Agent

When your insurance agent is convinced you're a walking, flying liability.
My insurance agent told me, "I hope you have a good life insurance policy because, let's face it, your career choice is a bit 'explosive' in terms of risk.

The Human Cannonball's Romantic Partner

When your significant other wonders if your relationship is just a launchpad for more dramatic exits.
My partner joked, "I thought relationships were supposed to have fireworks, but I didn't expect them to be so literal!

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