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How many bananas do you need to make a banana bread? One. But it’s best to have a bunch!
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer sitting in the dark!
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How many chefs does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make something delicious in the dark!
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How many bees does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're too busy making honey!
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How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear!
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My doctor asked me about my coffee consumption. He said, How many cups a day? I replied, Enough to keep me awake at work, but not enough to answer your 'How many does it take to be considered an addict?' question, doc.
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You ever notice how every time you try to assemble IKEA furniture, you find yourself staring at a bag of screws and wondering, How many does it take to test my relationship?
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Have you ever been stuck behind that one person at the self-checkout, and they're scanning their items like they're on a game show? And you're standing there thinking, How many does it take to check out, and can we get a price check on patience?
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I tried making homemade pizza once. The recipe said, Add cheese to taste. I thought, How many handfuls does it take to cross over from 'delicious' to 'dairy overdose'? Because I might have set a new record.
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Dating is like trying to find the perfect condiment for your sandwich. You keep swiping, and each date makes you wonder, How many does it take to find the right match, and why does it feel like I'm choosing between ketchup and mustard?
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I went to the store to buy batteries the other day, and the cashier asked me, How many does it take? I said, Well, it took four to power my TV remote, but it took a dozen to power my therapist's office clock during our last session.
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I was watching a cooking show, and the chef said, Add a pinch of salt. I thought, How many pinches does it take to ruin my attempts at being a gourmet chef? Because I've lost count.
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At the gym, the trainer asked, How many push-ups can you do? I said, Well, it takes one to realize I should have started with the 'How many does it take to not embarrass myself' exercise first.
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Why is it that when you're at a party and you see someone struggling to open a bag of chips, inevitably, there's always that one person who walks over and says, Let me help, but just out of curiosity, how many does it take to open a bag of snacks?
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