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You know those self-checkout machines at the grocery store? They always say, "Please wait for assistance." I'm just standing there like, "How many unexpected item in the bagging area incidents does it take before I'm banned from buying groceries?
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I love watching cooking shows, but they always say, "Add salt to taste." I'm there like, "How many pinches of salt does it take to reach my preferred taste? Apparently, my taste buds are on sabbatical.
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My car has this warning light that says, "Check engine." I'm just driving along, wondering, "How many mysterious car issues does it take before I finally take it to the mechanic? Apparently, my car is a master of suspense.
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Have you ever tried opening those childproof medicine bottles? It's like a puzzle designed by a genius. I'm standing there, struggling with it, thinking, "How many adults does it take to access pain relief? Apparently, more than one!
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You ever notice how when you're assembling IKEA furniture, the instruction manual just casually throws in, "Assembly required"? Like, how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Apparently, a whole team to figure out a Billy bookcase!
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Have you ever been in a group text where everyone is chiming in, and you're just trying to figure out the plan? It's like, "How many messages does it take to make dinner plans? Apparently, an entire novel worth of texts.
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You ever notice how escalators have that sign that says, "Hold the handrail for safety"? I always think, "How many people does it take to fall on an escalator before they remind us to hang on? Apparently, a clumsy bunch.
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I was at a coffee shop the other day, and they had this sign that said, "Please wait to be seated." I looked around, thinking, "How many people does it take to find an available chair in a coffee shop? Apparently, a lot of us need guidance.
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I recently bought a new gadget, and the manual said, "For troubleshooting, consult the user guide." I thought, "How many malfunctions does it take for me to actually read the manual? Apparently, a lot, because I'm still winging it.
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