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I told my neighbor I was thinking of painting my house bright pink. He said, 'That's a hue you can't use!' Thanks, homeowners association fashion police.
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I tried to join the homeowners association, but they said my sense of humor didn't meet the 'property standards.
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My homeowners association is like a garden: full of pricks. They call it 'thorny governance.
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My homeowners association is like a GPS: always redirecting my plans and reminding me to make a U-turn from any fun idea!
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Why did the homeowner take up gardening? Because they wanted to 'grow' on their neighbors, hoping for a 'budding' friendship that even the association would approve of!
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Why did the homeowners association host a comedy night? To show they have a sense of humor, even if it's hidden behind those stern letters!
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Why did the homeowners association start a band? Because they wanted to make sure everyone was in tune with the neighborhood rules!
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My homeowners association is so strict, they issued a warning for having 'too many daisies' in the garden. Apparently, they prefer a more 'rose-tinted' approach!
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