16 Jokes For Homeowners Association

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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Why did the homeowner throw a party on their roof? Because they wanted to raise the roof without violating any association rules!
I wanted to install a trampoline in my backyard, but the homeowners association said it was 'bouncing off the rules.
I asked my homeowners association if I could put up a hammock. They said, 'Only if it hangs by a thread of conformity.
I asked my homeowners association if I could have a lemonade stand in the front yard. They said, 'Only if it's a 'strictly lemonade' stand.
Why did the scarecrow get elected president of the homeowners association? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I asked the homeowners association if I could keep chickens in my backyard. They said, 'No, it would be egg-stremely inappropriate.

HOA Logic 101

If your grass is greener on the other side, congratulations! You're about to get a violation notice for outperforming your neighbors.

The HOA's Greatest Hits

You know you're in an HOA when your neighbor argues that your lawn gnome's hat is two millimeters too tall!

The HOA Chronicles

The only organization where a 'Good Morning' turns into a 30-minute lecture on why your welcome mat is too vibrant for the community aesthetic.

HOA's Got Talent

I tried to join the HOA, but they said I lacked curb appeal. I thought they meant charisma; turns out they were talking about my mailbox.

The HOA Olympics

Welcome to the HOA where the gold medal goes to the person who can spot a new paint color from three miles away!

HOA's Fine Line

You might be in an HOA if you spend more time measuring your fence height than you do watching your kids grow.

HOA or the Fashion Police?

Ever feel like you're on a runway show every time you step out to get your mail? Thanks, HOA, for making pajamas a fashion faux pas!

HOA Surprises

Who needs reality TV when you can attend an HOA meeting? Last week's episode: The Great Bird Feeder Debate.

HOA's Top 40

When your most exciting monthly event is a tie between the annual meeting and the heated debate over whether the community pool should be 79 or 80 degrees.

HOA or H2O?

You know you're in an HOA when discussing water conservation feels like preparing for the end-of-the-world summit.

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