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Joke Types
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What's a homeless guy's favorite kind of coffee? The one with a house blend!
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Why did the homeless guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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What do you call a homeless guy who loves to play music? A street performer!
Homeless Sign Language
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I saw a homeless guy with a sign that read, Why lie? I need a beer. At least he's honest, right? I thought, Well, buddy, at least your sign isn't as misleading as my ex's text messages.
Homeless Fashion Trends
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Have you ever noticed that homeless fashion is like the original hipster? They were rocking the I wore it before it was cool look way before any of us. I saw a guy with ripped jeans so fashionable, they were practically designer—they were just a bit more 'organic.
Homeless Life Hacks
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I asked a homeless guy for directions, and he said, Just follow the smell of coffee shops; you'll never get lost. Well, I guess if GPS fails, olfactory navigation is the next big thing.
Homeless Upgrade
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I gave a homeless guy a dollar, and he said, Thanks, buddy! I'll use this to upgrade from a cardboard box to a luxury condo. I thought, Well, someone's aiming for that penthouse cardboard suite!
Homeless Poetry
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I heard a homeless guy reciting poetry. I thought, This guy's dropping wisdom bombs on the street corner while I struggle to write a decent birthday card.
Homeless GPS
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I asked a homeless guy for directions, and he said, Take a left at the McDonald's with the golden arches, then a right at the Starbucks with the mermaid. You can't miss it. Who needs Google Maps when you've got the homeless guide to urban navigation?
Homeless Gym Routine
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I saw a homeless guy doing push-ups on the sidewalk. I thought, Hey, at least he's got a fitness routine. Meanwhile, I struggle to open a bag of chips without pulling a muscle.
Homeless Yelp Reviews
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I overheard a homeless guy giving restaurant recommendations. I thought, If a man who lives under a bridge vouches for a place, you know the ambiance must be something special. 'Five stars for the scenic view, zero stars for the lack of central heating.'
Homeless Wisdom
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I met a homeless guy the other day who asked me for spare change. I said, Sorry, man, I'm broke too. He looked at me, nodded, and said, Welcome to the club. Dues are paid in pennies. I couldn't help but laugh—homeless guy one, me zero.
The Homeless Guy Chronicles
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You ever notice how homeless guys have this amazing ability to pick the most scenic spots for a nap? I mean, I struggle to find a good Instagrammable background for my selfies, but these guys are like, Eh, the park bench with a pigeon as my co-star, perfect!
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