5 Jokes For Homeless Guy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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The Jealous Neighbor

Feeling overshadowed by the homeless guy's seemingly carefree lifestyle
Homeless guys are the real minimalists. Marie Kondo would be proud. I tried decluttering my life, but I can't compete. I mean, the guy only has one shopping cart.

The Street Philosopher

Trying to find deep meaning in the homeless guy's unconventional wisdom
I heard a homeless guy giving relationship advice. He said, "Love is like a stray cat. You never know when it's going to show up, but when it does, you better have some leftovers to share." I think Dr. Phil is out of a job.

The Sympathetic Samaritan

Trying to help the homeless guy but facing unexpected challenges
I gave a homeless guy my old shoes, and he looked at them and said, "Do you have them in a size up and maybe in red?" I didn't know he was into fashion critiques.

The Baffled Bystander

Trying to make sense of the homeless guy's daily routines
Homeless guys are like weather forecasters. You ask them where they'll be tomorrow, and they're like, "I don't know, maybe by the river, or possibly in the library. Depends on the mood.

The Aspiring Detective

Trying to uncover the mysteries behind the homeless guy's possessions
I'm convinced the homeless guy has a portal to another dimension in that shopping cart. He pulls out stuff, and I'm just here wondering if I missed the secret entrance to Narnia.

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