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Hey, guess what? Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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Hey, guess what? I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
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Hey, guess what? I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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Hey, guess what? I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Hey Guess What - The Cryptic Message
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Hey, guess what? is the beginning of every conversation that makes you question your life choices. You're left deciphering a code, trying to figure out what they mean. Guess what? The potato is in the mailbox. I have no idea what that means, but I'm concerned for that potato.
Hey Guess What - The Unwanted Trivia
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Whenever someone starts with Hey, guess what? I brace myself for irrelevant trivia. Guess what? Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Oh, great, now I have a random fact taking up space in my brain, and I can't even use it to impress anyone.
Hey Guess What - The Letdown Symphony
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Hey, guess what? is the overture to the grand symphony of letdowns. It's like they hand you a violin, expecting you to play along with their mundane melody. Spoiler alert: I don't even know how to play the letdown violin.
Hey Guess What - The Anxiety Inducer
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You know what's worse than a horror movie? When someone leans in and goes, Hey, guess what? I'm like, No, please, spare me. Is it a ghost? Is it a tax audit? What is it? It's like they're holding your curiosity hostage, and you have to pay the ransom with forced enthusiasm.
Hey Guess What - The Unsolicited Update
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Why do people think I need constant updates on their lives? Hey, guess what? I finally organized my sock drawer. Oh, thank goodness! I've been losing sleep over the state of your sock drawer. I mean, who even has time for sock drawer drama?
Hey Guess What - The Conversation Killer
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You know what really kills a conversation? Hey, guess what? It's like a nuclear bomb for small talk. Suddenly, everyone's staring at you, waiting for a groundbreaking revelation. Newsflash: My life is not that interesting.
Hey Guess What - The Anti-Climax Expert
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You ever notice how Hey, guess what? is the prelude to the most anti-climactic stories? Guess what? I found a dollar on the street. Oh, the suspense was killing me. I was hoping for a lost treasure or a secret government conspiracy, but no, just a lucky buck.
Hey Guess What - The Expectation Setter
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Hey, guess what? is the phrase that sets expectations sky-high. You're ready for breaking news, but most of the time, it's just breaking boredom. Guess what? I changed my shampoo. Oh, fantastic! I was on the edge of my seat, wondering when this thrilling saga of hair care would unfold.
Hey Guess What - The Social Experiment
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Hey, guess what? is like a social experiment where you pretend to be interested. You nod, smile, and act surprised, but deep down, you're just hoping they finish their story so you can get back to pretending to work.
Hey Guess What - The Universal Setup
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Alright, so someone comes up to you and says, Hey, guess what? and you instantly feel like you're in the middle of a suspense thriller. I'm waiting for them to drop the bombshell, but it's more like a pop quiz on someone else's life. Hey, guess what? Brenda from accounting got a cat. Oh wow, life-altering news. Thanks for the adrenaline rush.
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