8+ Best One Liners Jokes For hey guess what

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Hey, guess what? Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Hey, guess what? I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Hey, guess what? I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

Hey, guess what? I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Hey, guess what? I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

Hey, guess what? I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Hey, guess what? I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

Hey, guess what? I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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