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Being hexed is like having Murphy's Law specifically tailored for you—anything that can go slightly off-kilter does, with an extra twist of weirdness just for fun.
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Getting hexed feels like trying to unsubscribe from a mailing list—no matter how many times you click 'unsubscribe,' you're still bombarded with weird vibes.
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You know you're hexed when your Wi-Fi connection drops out more often than your ex drops hints about their newfound 'spiritual journey.
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Ever been hexed on a Monday? It's like entering a game with a permanent debuff - you’re just waiting for the coffee potion to kick in.
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When you're hexed, every time you walk into a room, it's like the lights flicker not-so-subtly, as if the universe can't make up its mind about welcoming you or not.
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You know you're hexed when you consistently pick the slowest line at the grocery store—it's as if the curse extends to inanimate objects, too.
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Being hexed is like having a glitch in the Matrix, except instead of dodging bullets, you're just trying to avoid the awkward eye contact with your neighbor while taking out the trash.
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You realize you're hexed when every time you try to parallel park, it's like a cursed ritual to summon the parking gods who clearly don’t favor you.
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Getting hexed is like being stuck in a perpetual "reply all" email chain - you're included but not really sure why, and it's impossible to escape.
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