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The Hexed Tech Enthusiast
Blaming All Tech Glitches on Hexes
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The hexed tech enthusiast now has a smart home, but he's afraid it's too smart. He told me, "Last night, my thermostat set itself to 'Arctic Blast' at 3 am. I woke up frozen and hexasperated. Turns out, it was just a glitch, but I blame the supernatural.
The Skeptical Wizard
Doubting the Effectiveness of Hexes
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The wizard's favorite hex involves turning people into frogs. I asked him, "Have you ever succeeded?" He said, "Well, once, but it was my neighbor's garden gnome. She was really mad until I turned it back. Apparently, gnomes don't enjoy lily pads.
The Paranoid Witch
Believing Everyone is Hexed
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The paranoid witch's house is like a fortress. She's got anti-curse spray, hex repellent, and a vacuum cleaner just for sucking up bad vibes. I asked her if it works, and she said, "Well, no one's tried to hex me lately, so it must be doing something.
The Hex Consultant
Dealing with Clients Convinced of Hexes
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I had a client who believed they were hexed to always step on chewing gum. They'd walk into a room, and suddenly, their shoe was glued to the floor. I suggested buying shoes with better tread, but they insisted on carrying a hex-proof umbrella just in case.
The Unlucky Bystander
Accidentally Crossing Paths with Hexed Individuals
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There's a hexed jogger in my neighborhood who believes running in reverse will break the curse. I saw him yesterday and thought, "Either he's trying to defy gravity or just wants an excuse to moonwalk through the park.
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