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You ever heard the word "hermaphrodite"? Yeah, it sounds like a creature from Greek mythology, right? Like something you'd encounter in a labyrinth. But no, it's a real thing! It's when an organism has both male and female reproductive organs. Now, I'm thinking, is that nature's way of giving us a two-for-one deal? Like, congratulations, you get the whole package! But imagine the confusion during dating, right? "Do I bring flowers or a power drill?
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So, hermaphrodites got both the plumbing options, and I'm over here struggling to understand what gender-neutral pronouns mean. I mean, English class never prepared me for this. I feel like I'm playing a grammar version of Twister. "Right foot on they, left hand on them..." It's like solving a linguistic Rubik's Cube. I just want to be supportive, but can we have a cheat sheet or something? Maybe an app that beeps when I use the wrong pronoun. I'll call it "PronoAlert.
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Nature is amazing, right? We've got these hermaphrodite creatures just casually strolling around with both reproductive systems. It's like nature is the ultimate multitasker. Meanwhile, humans are out here struggling with multitasking. I can't even walk and text without bumping into a wall, and there's a snail over there having a casual conversation with itself about its weekend plans.
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I think nature is just showing off at this point. "Oh, you humans only have one gender? How quaint!" It's like when you go to a restaurant, and they give you this massive menu with a gazillion options, and you're sitting there like, "Can I just have a burger?" Nature's like, "Nope, you get the deluxe package with all the features." Thanks, nature, but I think I'll stick to my basic cable package.
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