5 Jokes For Hen

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 20 2025

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The Hen Scientist

Conducting groundbreaking research in the world of poultry science
The hen scientist was excited about her latest invention—a poultry translator. Now we can finally understand what all the squawking is about. Turns out, it's mostly just hen gossip.

The Hen's Personal Trainer

Helping hens get fit and fabulous
I asked a hen at the gym if she needed help with her workout. She said, "No, I'm just doing some egg-cercises to stay in shape. Gotta keep these drumsticks looking good!

The Hen's Therapist

Helping hens deal with their existential crisis
I told my therapist hen that she should just wing it in life. She looked at me and said, "Winging it? Have you seen these feathers? I can barely get off the ground!

The Hen on a Blind Date

Navigating the awkwardness of hen romance
My hen friend went on a date with a rooster who kept showing off his impressive feathers. She said, "He was so full of himself, I thought I was on a peacock date!

The Hen Stand-Up Comedian

Trying to make the audience crack up without laying an egg
I asked my hen audience, "Why did the chicken go to therapy?" They all stared at me. "Because it had too many eggsistential questions! Come on, give me a cackle, at least!

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