8 Jokes For Hello

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Updated on: Jun 23 2024

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Why did the tomato turn red when it said 'hello'? It saw the salad dressing!
The dictionary always says 'hello' to everyone because it's friendly and contains all the 'wordly' knowledge!
You know why the golfer always says 'hello' twice? In case they get a hole in one!
When do vampires say 'hello'? When they want to 'fang-tastically' greet you!
Why was the math book nervous? It had too many problems and couldn't say 'hello' correctly!
Why did the sunflower say 'hello' to the sun? It was trying to be a 'ray' of sunshine!
Why don't ants ever get sick? Because they have little antibodies that say 'hello'!
Why did the loaf of bread say 'hello' to the toaster? It wanted to get a 'warm' reception!

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