5 Jokes For Hello

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 23 2024

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Awkward Greetings

The discomfort of awkward or unusual greetings.
Tried to hug a friend hello, and they went for the handshake. It felt like a game of "Guess the Greeting." I lost, in case you're wondering.

Overly Enthusiastic Greetings

Dealing with excessively enthusiastic greetings.
I had someone say hello to me with such enthusiasm; I felt like I won a contest I didn't know I entered. Hello, calm down! I'm just here to buy socks, not host a celebration!

Phone Call Etiquette

The intricacies of phone call greetings and the confusion they bring.
Someone called, and after hello, they said, "I'll make it quick." Thirty minutes later, I realized their watch must be set to 'Tortoise Time.' Hello, my phone battery is on a diet!

Cultural Greetings

Addressing cultural differences in greetings.
In some places, they shake hands firmly. Tried that, ended up arm-wrestling by mistake! Hello, unexpected arm workout!

Animal Greetings

Comparing human greetings to greetings in the animal kingdom.
Birds greet with a song. Imagine humans doing that - you walk into a room and someone just bursts into 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' Hello, operatic surprise!

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