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Why did the hawk refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the 'bird'-shuffling!
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Why did the hawk break up with its partner? They were just too 'talonted' for each other!
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Why did the hawk bring a pencil to the party? To draw attention to itself!
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Why did the hawk bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to reach new 'heights' of fun!
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Why did the hawk enroll in acting school? It wanted to nail its 'bird of prey'formance!
Hawkward Therapy
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I tried talking to a therapist about my hawk-related issues. She asked, Why do you feel the need to impress hawks? I said, Have you seen how stoic they are? If I can make a hawk crack a smile, I know I've truly accomplished something in life.
Hawkward Workplace
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I tried bringing a hawk to work once, you know, for some motivational vibes. Turns out, HR has a strict policy against predators in the office. I argued, But he's a productivity hawk! He'll snatch up procrastination! They weren't buying it.
Hawkward Superpowers
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If I had a superpower, it would be the ability to summon hawks at will. Imagine being in a heated argument and just going, Hold on a second, and suddenly, there's a majestic bird perched on your shoulder. Argument won.
Hawkward Encounters
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You ever notice how hawks are like the fashion police of the bird world? I mean, I can't even go to a picnic without feeling judged. I'm just trying to enjoy my sandwich, and there's a hawk up there like, Is that gluten-free, bro?
Hawkward Conversations
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Small talk is always awkward, but imagine trying to strike up a conversation with a hawk. So, uh, seen any good rodents lately? And they just stare at you, probably thinking, Human, please. I dine on mice; your chit-chat is beneath me.
Hawking Technology
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Hawks are impressive creatures. I saw one the other day, and I thought, Man, if hawks were in charge of tech support, our problems would be solved in no time. You call them up like, My WiFi's not working, and they're like, Have you tried soaring majestically in a circular motion? Works every time.
Hawkward Dating
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Dating is tough. I tried taking my date to a nice scenic spot, you know, with a beautiful view. Turns out, hawks have a better eye for romance than I do. The whole time, this hawk is circling overhead, probably thinking, Wow, this guy's idea of a good date is mediocre at best.
Hawkward Parenting
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Kids these days are so advanced. My son asked me for a pet, and I thought, Why not a hawk? Great for responsibility, right? Well, turns out, hawks don't play well with video games. Now, I'm stuck explaining to a disappointed bird why Fortnite is not for falcons.
Hawkward Fitness
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I tried taking up falconry as a hobby. You know, get in touch with my medieval side. But let me tell you, trying to jog with a hawk on your arm is a workout on its own. People are like, Is that your exercise routine? I'm like, Yeah, it's called 'Cardio with a Bird of Prey.'
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