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Have you ever tried having a conversation with a hawk? It's like talking to that one friend who only responds in one-word answers. "How's the weather up there?" "Fine." "Catch any prey today?" "Yep." Real talkative, those hawks.
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Hawks are the influencers of the bird world. I mean, they're always flaunting their wingspan on Instagram. "Just caught a mouse, casual Tuesday." Meanwhile, I'm struggling to get a decent selfie.
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Hawks must have the best eyesight ever. I can barely find my keys in my own house, and these guys are spotting mice from miles away. Maybe they should be the ones looking for Waldo.
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Hawks are the VIPs of the bird world. They're up there, soaring, looking down on us like, "You can try to imitate our majesty, but you'll never fly as high as us, humans." And honestly, they're right.
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You ever notice how hawks are like the aerial surveillance of the animal kingdom? I mean, they're just up there, circling around, keeping an eye on everything. I bet the NSA is taking notes.
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Hawks have this intense stare, right? It's like they're judging you from the sky. I bet if they could talk, they'd be like, "You really wore that to go outside? Come on, human.
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If hawks could give life advice, it would probably be something like, "Always stay focused, keep an eye on your goals, and when in doubt, soar above the drama." Wise words from the birds of prey.
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You know you're getting old when you start identifying birds. I used to see a hawk and think, "Cool bird." Now I see a hawk and think, "Ah, that's a red-tailed one. Must be a mature adult. Look at those markings.
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Hawks are the original food delivery service. You never see them with a pizza bag, but they're definitely the ones making sure your food gets to you on time. Just imagine a hawk dropping off your Uber Eats order. "Special delivery, enjoy your fries!
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