8+ Best One Liners Jokes For have faith

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I have faith in my math skills. They add up quite nicely!

I have faith in my ability to procrastinate. I'll start believing in it tomorrow.

I have faith in my alarm clock. It always wakes me up, even if it does hit the snooze button a few times first.

I have faith in my refrigerator because it's always keeping its cool.

I have faith in my refrigerator light. It always turns on when I open the door, reminding me that there's a bright side.

I have so much faith in my cooking that I burned water once. Yes, you read that right.

Have faith in your decisions, unless you decide to wear a swimsuit to a job interview.

I have so much faith in my computer; I even trust its spell-check suggestions!

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