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I told my phone I needed a break. It replied, 'Sure, I'll just freeze and make your break time a bit harsh.
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Why did the harsh teacher break up with her pencil? It couldn't handle the pressure of commitment.
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Why did the harsh teacher bring a ladder to class? Because she heard it was high time for her students to climb the learning curve!
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I invited the harsh chef to my barbecue, and he said, 'I'll bring the heat, but don't expect any compliments.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing... and it was a bit harsh on the eyes!
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I asked the harsh barber for a light trim. He said, 'Sure, I'll only remove the weight of a thousand hairs.
Dating Apps: The Harsh Swipes
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On dating apps, a left swipe isn't just rejection; it's Mother Nature saying, Sorry, buddy, but the gene pool's gotta stay clean.
Parenting: Harsh Realities
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People say parenting is all about love and cuddles. Nah, it's 90% Because I said so! and 10% wondering why your kid thinks the floor is a gourmet dining option.
Harsh Pet Expectations
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Got a dog thinking it'd be all cuddles and wagging tails. Instead, I've got a pet that judges my life choices with its eyes and barks in harsh disapproval every time I eat chips.
Harsh Reality TV
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Reality TV? It's like they found the most dramatic people on the planet, put them in a room, and said, Okay, now fight for our entertainment! It's like watching a harsh game of human chess, except no one's really winning.
Harsh Morning Alarm
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I tried setting my alarm to a soft melody to wake up gently. Now, instead of being jolted awake by a harsh beep, I'm just rudely interrupted by a symphony of panic.
Harsh Reality of Dieting
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You ever try one of those diets where you can't eat after 7 PM? Yeah, because apparently, my stomach has a curfew, and if I break it, I'm facing a harsh detention with heartburn.
Harsh Office Coffee
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The office coffee? Let's just say it's so harsh, it's the only thing that makes Monday mornings look good. I mean, if it were any stronger, it'd demand a seat at the board meeting.
Harsh Gym Realities
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Went to the gym, trying to get fit. Trainer looks at me and says, Push through the pain! I'm like, Buddy, the only thing pushing through right now is regret and a desire for pizza.
Harsh Cooking Shows
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You ever watch those cooking shows? They make it look so easy. Then I try at home, and my kitchen ends up looking like a war zone, with a dish that tastes like a culinary insult.
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