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What did the hamburger say during the job interview? I'm ready to meat the team!
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What do you call a hamburger with a great singing voice? A crooner burger!
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What did one hamburger say to the other in the parking lot? I'll ketchup with you later!
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Why did the sesame seed refuse to leave the hamburger? It was bun and games!
The Hamburger Mystery
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How is it that a hamburger manages to taste amazing, but by the time you're done, your hands look like they've been in a food fight with a toddler armed with ketchup bottles?
Burger Ballet
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Have you ever tried to gracefully eat a hamburger at a fancy dinner party? It's less elegant ballet and more sloppy salsa. And the salsa? That's all over your white shirt.
Hamburger Mind Games
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Why do hamburgers play hard to get? You grab one end, and the filling makes a run for it from the other side. It's like trying to catch a slippery eel with both hands tied behind your back.
Hamburger Haunts
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You know you've had too many hamburgers when your dreams start looking like a 3D horror movie, with pickles and onions chasing you around every corner.
Hamburger Olympics
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If eating a hamburger was an Olympic sport, half the challenge would be figuring out how to keep all the toppings from staging a mass exodus with every bite.
The Burger Philosophy
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Why is it that every time you bite into a burger, half of it decides to take a vacation in your lap? I mean, I didn't sign up for a lap dance with my lunch!
Burger Betrayal
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You know you're in a love-hate relationship with a hamburger when you're excited to eat it but terrified of the collateral damage. It's like dating someone who's perfect but has a pet tiger.
The Great Hamburger Dilemma
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You ever notice how a hamburger has two ends but you can never tell which side is the front or the back? It's like it went to hamburger school and aced the How to Confuse Humans 101 class.
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