5 Jokes For Hamburger

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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Late Night Munchies

Late-night cravings for a burger
I went to a 24-hour burger joint at 3 AM. The cashier asked, "Are you here for breakfast?" I said, "No, I'm here for the sequel to dinner.

Burger Flipping Blues

Life as a burger flipper
The hardest part of being a burger flipper? Keeping a straight face when someone orders a "well-done" burger. Well done? You might as well order a shoe with ketchup.

The Vegetarian Dilemma

When a vegetarian walks into a burger joint
The vegetarian asked the waiter, "Do you have any plant-based options?" The waiter points to a potted plant in the corner and says, "There you go, sir, the most organic burger you'll find!

The Fancy Burger Joint

Trying to fit in at a gourmet burger place
At a fancy burger place, they ask, "How would you like your burger cooked?" I'm like, "In a kitchen, preferably by someone who knows what they're doing!

The Drive-Thru Drama

Misadventures in the drive-thru lane
The drive-thru speaker is the real MVP. It translates your order into the language the kitchen staff understands. I'm convinced there's a bilingual parrot back there making sense of our fast-food gibberish.

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