7 Jokes For Halve

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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I tried to make a belt out of dollar bills, but it was just a waist of money. Maybe I should have tried to halve it in a more cost-effective way!
I bought a boat with a hole in it. Now, I have a sink. Sometimes you need to halve an unconventional approach to owning a yacht!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now, I've decided to halve the effort and just wear a wristwatch!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and you can't trust something that's always trying to halve the truth!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It's amazing what you can achieve when you halve a good plan!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a mathematician, and I'm always trying to halve my problems!
I tried to cut my own hair to save money. Now, I only have half the hair and twice the regret. Lesson learned: never halve a DIY haircut!

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