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Halving the amount of time I spend on the internet is impossible. I open my browser with the intention of a quick check, and suddenly it's three hours later, and I'm watching a documentary on the history of toothpaste.
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Trying to fold a fitted sheet is like attempting to halve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. It's a puzzle I'll never solve, and I'm convinced the sheet is mocking me.
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Have you ever noticed how cutting a sandwich in half magically makes it acceptable for sharing? It's like, "Sure, I'll give you half. I'm basically a saint now.
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Halving the number of unread emails in my inbox is my version of achieving inbox zero. It's all about setting realistic goals.
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Halving the ingredients in a recipe seems like a great idea until you're questioning if your teaspoon of salt is enough to flavor an entire pot of soup. Spoiler: It's not.
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Halving the time it takes to get ready in the morning is a skill I've mastered. It involves strategic decisions like "Do I really need matching socks today?" and "Can I pass off bedhead as a new hairstyle?
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Halving a pizza is a serious test of friendship. You better believe I'm eyeing that last slice, and if you reach for it, prepare for war. Pizza wars, the most delicious kind.
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Halving the amount of coffee I consume is a goal I set every morning. By noon, I've usually quadrupled the initial target, and I'm vibrating on a frequency only dogs can hear.
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Ever notice how halving your to-do list on Monday makes you feel invincible? By Friday, you're begging for mercy, and the list is laughing at your optimism.
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