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The Perfectionist Hairdresser
Striving for perfection while dealing with imperfect hair and clients.
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I tried to give this guy the perfect fade, but he kept moving. I told him, "If you want a straight line, you've got to sit straight." He replied, "If I could sit straight, I wouldn't need a haircut.
The Trendy Hairdresser
Staying ahead of the latest trends and dealing with clients stuck in the past.
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I suggested a client try a mullet. They looked at me like I suggested a crime. I said, "Come on, it's business in the front, party in the back!" They replied, "I'm looking for a party in the front and business in the back, like a reverse mullet." I guess I'm not up to date on my mulletology.
The Ambitious Apprentice Hairdresser
Trying to impress the boss while avoiding hair-related disasters.
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They told me to upsell products to clients. I thought I'd be smooth and said, "This shampoo is like a miracle in a bottle." Turns out, it wasn't a good idea to call it a miracle when your last customer looked like they'd seen a ghost in the mirror.
The Chatty Hairdresser
Keeping up with the gossip while not revealing too much.
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My client asked me if I could keep a secret. I said, "Of course!" She whispered, "I'm getting a divorce." I accidentally yelled, "Oh no, really?" It's a good thing hairdryers are loud.
The Forgetful Hairdresser
Constantly misplacing tools and forgetting client preferences.
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I always forget which clients like small talk and which ones just want silence. Yesterday, I asked a client about their weekend and got a two-hour life story. I had to resort to giving non-committal nods and pretending my scissors were suddenly fascinating.
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