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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of optimism. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we only serve spirits here.
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the top shelf.
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Did you hear about the guy who brought a car door to the bar? He wanted to have a few drinks and then 'drive' home.
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Why did the guy bring a ladder and a pillow to the bar? He wanted to reach for the stars and take a nap on cloud nine.
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A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, 'You can stay, but don't start anything.
Bar of Broken Dreams
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A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, Why so glum? The guy sighs and says, I just realized my life is like this bar - full of broken dreams. The bartender looks around and says, Well, at least we've got plenty of spirits here!
The Invisible Man
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A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, We don't serve invisible men here. The guy responds, Well, that's discrimination! The bartender chuckles, Discrimination? I just can't see serving you!
The Philosophical Bartender
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This guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, What's your poison? The guy looks around and says, Existential dread. The bartender replies, Sorry, we're all out of that. How about a nice IPA instead?
The Dancing Barstool
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A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, Careful with that barstool, it's a bit wobbly. The guy sits down, and the barstool starts doing the cha-cha. The bartender grins, Looks like it's had a few too many spins!
The High Expectations Bar
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So, this guy walks into a bar, and the bartender hands him the menu. The guy flips through it and says, Where's the chapter on 'How to Solve Life's Problems'? The bartender deadpans, Oh, that's in the cocktail list under 'Illusions.'
The Forgetful Bartender
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This guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before? The guy replies, Yeah, I was here last night. The bartender scratches his head and says, Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot. It's not easy being sober in a bar!
The Polite Drunk
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So, a guy walks into a bar, completely hammered. The bartender says, Hey, buddy, you've had enough. The guy nods and says, You're right. Sorry, I should've waited until I was home to start drinking.
The Confused Bartender
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You know, a guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him and says, Why the long face? The guy replies, Long face? I just got lost trying to find the entrance, this place is like a maze! I thought I was joining a bar, not running a marathon!
The Smart Aleck Barstool
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A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender points to an empty barstool, saying, Hey, you can't sit there; it's reserved. The guy asks, Reserved for who? The bartender smirks, For people who follow directions.
The Talking Parrot
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So, this guy walks into a bar, and there's a parrot sitting on the counter. The bartender warns him, Be careful, that parrot repeats everything it hears. The guy says, No problem, I'm just here for a quiet drink. The parrot squawks, Quiet drink! Quiet drink! Well, that plan backfired!
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