6 Jokes For Guy Walks Into A Bar

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Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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I saw a guy walk into a bar carrying a ladder. I guess he heard the drinks were on the house.
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, 'I'll take a beer, and one for the road.
I saw a guy at the bar with a ham sandwich. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.' The guy replies, 'No worries, I brought my own entertainment.
A guy walks into a bar wearing a hospital gown. The bartender asks, 'Are you okay?' He replies, 'I just came for a shot.
I saw a guy at the bar with a map. I asked him, 'Lost?' He replied, 'No, I just want everyone to know I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
So, a guy walks into a bar wearing a steering wheel around his neck. The bartender says, 'Hey, what's with the steering wheel?' The guy replies, 'I'm driving tonight.

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