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What do you call a gummy bear that's been out in the sun too long? A gummy-tan!
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How do gummy bears solve problems? They use their bear-y good instincts!
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How did the gummy bear get out of trouble? It used its great bear-havior!
Gummy Bear Fitness
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I bought a bag of gummy bears thinking they were fat-free. Turns out, they are fat-free if you can resist eating the whole bag in one sitting. It's the ultimate test of self-control. I failed, by the way.
Gummy Bear Conspiracy
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You ever wonder if gummy bears are just regular bears that went through a shrinking machine? Like, they were probably sitting in the forest, minding their own business, and suddenly, BAM! Now they're bite-sized and delicious. It's the plot of a gummy sci-fi movie.
Gummy Bear Psychology
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Gummy bears are the therapists of the candy world. When life gets tough, just bite off their heads. It's a quick and tasty way to deal with your problems. Tell me your worries, Mr. Red Gummy. Mmm, much better.
The Gummy Dilemma
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You ever notice how gummy bears are the only candy that mocks you while you eat them? It's like, Hey, I'm a cute little bear, but guess what? I'm also the reason you're going to the dentist next week!
Gummy Bear Resilience
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I dropped a gummy bear on the floor the other day, and it survived the five-second rule. I guess gummy bears are the ninjas of the candy world - quick, resilient, and always ready for a sneak attack on your taste buds.
Gummy Bear Love
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Relationships are like gummy bears. Sweet at first, but after a while, you realize they stick around way longer than you expected. And let's be honest, there's always that one green gummy you avoid because you're not sure what flavor it is.
Gummy Bear Rebellion
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You know you're an adult when you can buy your own gummy bears. And then you eat them for breakfast, because you're an adult, and you make your own life choices. Take that, cereal!
Gummy Bear Science
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I heard they're coming out with a new gummy bear that's low calorie. It's called the Hollow Bear. Less guilt, but also less bear. It's like dieting for candy, because who needs a fully filled-out gummy anyway?
Gummy Bear Philosophy
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I like my gummy bears like I like my friends - diverse and never judgmental. It's a bag full of acceptance, as long as you're okay with being chewed on.
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