5 Jokes For Gummy Bear

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 09 2024

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The Gummy Bear in a Candy Store

Feeling overshadowed by all the other flashy candies
I tried to impress the other candies by doing a backflip, but let's just say gummy bears aren't known for their acrobatic skills – I ended up in a sticky situation.

The Gummy Bear Therapist

Dealing with the emotional struggles of being chewed and bitten
Therapy for gummy bears involves a lot of sticky situations. One of them asked, "Do you think people bite us because they're angry or just really hungry?" I said, "Let's explore that in our next session.

The Gummy Bear Factory Worker

Trying to resist eating the merchandise while on the job
I got fired from the gummy bear factory because they found my resume listed "chewing gum" as a skill.

The Gummy Bear Dietitian

Promoting gummy bears as a healthy snack
I tried convincing my friends that gummy bears are a superfood. They laughed until I reminded them that "super" stands for "super delicious.

The Gummy Bear Taste Tester

Having to maintain a poker face while trying bizarre gummy bear flavors
The day I tried a gummy bear that tasted like my grandma's famous casserole, I knew I had reached the weirdest crossroads of my career.

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