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Why did the Gujarati student bring a ladder to school? He heard it was a high-level institution!
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Why did the Gujarati astronaut take 'thepla' to space? Because he needed a snack that could defy gravity!
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Why did the Gujarati chef bring a ladder to the kitchen? Because he wanted to reach the highest 'dhokla' shelf!
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What do you call a group of Gujaratis in a swimming pool? The 'dandiya' float!
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I asked my Gujarati friend to join a band. He said, 'I'm already part of the 'dhokla' rock group!
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I asked my Gujarati friend if he likes sports. He said, 'Yes, especially 'kabaddi' away my stress!
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I told my Gujarati friend a joke about vegetables. Now he's in a 'bhindi' coma from laughing too hard!
Gujaratis and the Saree Sorcery
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Gujarati aunties have a supernatural ability to drape a saree with precision. It's like watching an ancient ritual where yards of fabric transform into an elegant masterpiece. Meanwhile, I'm struggling with a scarf, hoping it doesn't end up looking like I got attacked by a particularly aggressive laundry basket.
Gujaratis and the Time Bending Curry
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Gujarati aunties have this incredible power to make curry that defies the laws of time. You go to their house for lunch, and suddenly it's dinner time, and you're still on round one of the buffet. I suspect there's a black hole in their kitchen sucking up all sense of time and urgency.
Gujaratis and the Art of Bargaining
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You know you're in the presence of a true Gujarati when they can turn a grocery store into a battlefield. They treat discounts like rare Pokémon. I saw a Gujarati guy negotiating over a cucumber like it was a vintage sports car. I half-expected him to ask for a test drive!
Gujaratis and the Mystery of Rotli Expansion
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Ever noticed how Gujaratis can magically turn one rotli into a family-sized pizza? It's like they have a secret Rotli Expansion Formula that the rest of us missed in the kitchen handbook. I tried it once, and my rotli looked more like a world map than a flatbread.
Gujaratis and the Wedding Dance Revolution
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Gujaratis are the true dance maestros of weddings. Their garba skills are so legendary; it's like they've been practicing since the womb. Meanwhile, the rest of us are doing the electric slide, hoping we don't trip over our own feet.
Gujaratis and the GPS for Savings
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Gujaratis don't need Google Maps; they have a built-in GPS for discounts. I once tried to take a Gujarati friend to a mall, and before we could enter, they received a notification, 50% off at the shoe store, 30% off at the clothing store. I felt like I was on a guided tour of the sale section.
Gujaratis and the Spicy Dilemma
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Gujaratis love their food spicy, but there's a fine line between flavorful and setting your mouth on fire. I once ate a dish at a Gujarati wedding, and my taste buds filed a complaint for assault. I needed a fire extinguisher, not a glass of water.
Gujaratis and the Wedding Catering Conspiracy
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At Gujarati weddings, the food isn't just a feast; it's a tactical operation. I swear, they have food strategists planning the attack. By the time you've reached the dessert counter, they've already conquered three rounds of appetizers, two main courses, and a live chaat station.
Gujaratis and the Sweet Tooth Conspiracy
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Gujaratis and their obsession with sweets—it's like they have a secret mission to keep dentists in business. I once asked a Gujarati friend how they stay so sweet all the time, and they said, It's in the genes, along with the recipe for the perfect jalebi.
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