5 Jokes For Grocery Store

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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Why don't vegetables ever get lost? Because they have good roots at the grocery store!
Why did the banana go to therapy? It couldn't peel with its emotions at the grocery store!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug in the produce section.
I asked the cashier if they had a joke about eggs. She said they crack her up.
Why did the grape refuse to be weighed at the grocery store? It didn't want to be a bunch of scales!

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