6 Jokes For Grocery Store

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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I asked the cashier if they had anything to make my day better. She handed me a receipt for a chocolate bar.
I told the cashier I needed a joke for my sandwich. She said it was an 'in-bread' request.
I asked the cashier if they had any jokes about fruit. She said they were all un-peeling.
I tried to buy happiness at the grocery store, but they were out of stock. I settled for chocolate instead.
I tried to make a belt out of watches at the grocery store. It was a waist of time.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. They're in the bakery section, grabbing donuts.

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