6+ Best One Liners Jokes For grocery store

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I asked the cashier if they had anything to make my day better. She handed me a receipt for a chocolate bar.

I told the cashier I needed a joke for my sandwich. She said it was an 'in-bread' request.

I asked the cashier if they had any jokes about fruit. She said they were all un-peeling.

I tried to buy happiness at the grocery store, but they were out of stock. I settled for chocolate instead.

I tried to make a belt out of watches at the grocery store. It was a waist of time.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. They're in the bakery section, grabbing donuts.

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